1. If I write about situations or circumstances which are similar to ones you are/have been in, but don't mention your name, then it is not specifically about you. Furthermore, if I do mention your name, then, obviously, I am writing specifically about you.

2. If I quote someone and forget to cite them, please tell me; I have a tendency to forget names.

3. If I write about you and you don't like it, tough fucking shit. Who's place is this? Mine. Not your's, not John Ashcroft's, not Mike's Doyel's, not Brett Hammond's. I'm not going to be censored by morons who don't want their "crystal-clear" image tarnished, especially if you insult me a lot.

4. Please, for the love of everything tasty and cute, do not take my comments about "beating" or "shooting" someone seriously. Under no circumstances would I ever shoot someone for just being an idiot. I mainly use the terms because they add more meaning. Really, look.

"Alex Kenney pissed me off today."

or

"I'd like to beat the fuck out of Alex Kenney and then riddle his broken corpse with bullets from a PPSH Russian SMG."

Tell me, which one is more effective? If you picked the first one, you're wrong. My point is, don't take my death threats seriously; they're something to help me release my anger. This is my place, remember.

5. Thank you for not e-mailing me your religious bullshit. I'd appreciate it if some of you didn't e-mail me, telling me that "I pray for you every night" and that "Jesus/God loves you." No, he doesn't; mainly because he doesn't exist. Let me make this simpler: Religion sucks. Don't e-mail me about it. Conversely, constructive (key word: CONSTRUCTIVE) criticism of my entries is much appreciated. E-mail or IM me.

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